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Mar. 27th, 2008

tim on the phone

colander on the head! it's happening!

three words: colander head night.


this is too amazing not to share.



YOU LOOK LIKE A SAUSAGE LOVER TO ME.

Feb. 27th, 2008

jim halpert rocking the shutter shades

(no subject)

just bought one of these fellas:

chumby!

a chumby! i've been on their mailing list forever while they were beta testing the gizmos in production. just got an email ealier about them finally being available for sale. woo hoo!

what is a chumby? a chumby... well, the site explains better than i can:

The chumby is a compact wi-fi device that displays useful and entertaining information from the web.


you can and should check out the site for more info/abilities/flickr action shots, et cetera. i think i'd want one for the clock and internet radio features *alone*... it's like the perfect little nightstand or office-desk accessory. <3 mad respect, chumby.

Feb. 17th, 2008

AD - michael wha?

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so i have this proggy called synergy, which i couldn't live without on the macbook; one of the features is that it displays the name/title/artwork of your currently playing when a song comes on, but it pulls album art from the internet. and... sometimes... well.



i...um.

Feb. 14th, 2008

jim halpert rocking the shutter shades

youth festival tonight!

bahahahahhahaha. omg. i'm watching this awful/great movie right now, like total mst3k style bad.

it's absolute cliche mid 80's high school drama with cheesy cliche music.. and it's on, of all channels, one of those god channels with the phone number in the corner? !

within 2 seconds somehow i correctly recognized the john-cusack-wannabe male lead was a young craig bierko despite it not immediately looking like him. okay i think the voice gave him away. anyway? this is awesome.

i landed on it in the middle of a cafeteria scene. the molly-ringwald-wannabe female lead was accosted by the cliche 80's bully character at the water fountain and he hit on her. to her rejection, he replied with:
"yeah well... i don't wanna go out with you anyway. i'd rather be dead, it'd be more fun!"


! uh, YEAH... NOT TURNING THE CHANNEL. but wait! there's more! the bullyslimeball, he pulls her hair when she goes to run away, and a WIG COMES OFF. !!! young!bierko chases her down and we find out she has cancer. derf!


check out the trailer!!

haha this is horrid. young!bierko is trying to get her to accept jesus and junk so she's not angry about her cancer. it's like, another layer of insane cheesy on top of the layer that was already there. it's a cheeseball 80's cliche grilled cheese sandwich.

"i've been reading the bible since we had our fight."
"and?"
"and he's real! i know it!"

asdfghjkl; WOW


+ oh hey, yet another layer. heh.

+ did i mention the music in this movie is AMAZING? AMAZING.

Jan. 16th, 2008

jim halpert rocking the shutter shades

yay!

SOMEONE INTERRUPT ANDERSON COOPER, THE DRAPES, SPIN, I REPEAT, THE DRAPES... D'OH; I HAVE SOME LATE BREAKING NEWS:


DEGRASSI'S ADAMO RUGGIERO... COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET

lolz. well he finally knows. i don't know about you guys, but now i can sure sleep at night.

Dec. 5th, 2007

tim on the phone

two

songs you will be singing all day (or, i can't get them out of my head, so henceforth i pass them on to you):


1. the tim heidecker masterpiece - bottle of wine



maybe file this somewhere in that grey area between rock and comedy; fitting effortlessly alongside collaborations of david wain and craig wedren. or anything fred armisen does ever. (and more on the rock side as opposed to, say, your stephen colbert's "charlene (i'm right behind you).")

here we have tim of tim and eric fame. this song just rocks. the video just seems forgivingly cheesy, but then tim shows up dressed like zack morris, giving himself a thumbs up, and there's a guy playing the american-flag-decorated drumset with sparklers, and it's then that i wonder if maybe the entire video and/or song is a joke itself. who knows. it just is what it is. i can never tell when tim is doing that. and that's why he's awesome.

also, the song is just plain old it's catchy as HELL.

heidecker lurve! <3


2. brian wilson - smart girls (direct mp3 link)

story.

in the late 80's, beach boy brian wilson made a rap song.

'nuff said. srsly. before even listening to it, you already know that it has to be awesome 80 different ways. and oh, it is. i'm not even ashamed to admit that i like it. and that's all i can really say.


...enjoy.

Nov. 13th, 2007

mr. show - blinds are like regulars now

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the sarah silverman show rules so hard. mostly thanks due to brian posehn & steve agee. oh my god. i just laughed my freaking face off.





spin doctors pt. 1
spin doctors pt. 2

Nov. 9th, 2007

jim halpert rocking the shutter shades

i'm a genius, a super scientist

smart playlist;

Last Played : is not in the last : 999 days
+
Last Skipped : is in the last : 999 days


dead weight, adios.

Nov. 7th, 2007

jim halpert rocking the shutter shades

(no subject)

mashup idea #5476:

spoon vs. soulja boy tell'em - tellem'on bridge



SOMEONE MAKE THAT HAPPEN

not really

pst. SPOON - TELAMON BRIDGE (2mb)
.

Dec. 30th, 2006

colbert pen

happy celebrity funeral day, everybody



hey look, pipeline's showing an episode of night court! sweet!

(ooh, it's one of those old ones with selma!)



/bored of funeral-tee-vee

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